30 Reasons why Junior B is better than Senior

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There is no comparison. Junior B is the greatest grade on earth. It is not just a grade. Its a way of life.

And as far as comparisons go, Senior level doesn’t come close.

Here are 30 reasons why Junior B is better than Senior.

Disclaimer: The points below are intended to be humorous and exaggerate stereotypes. They are not intended to offend anyone.

1 – You are “special” and they are not.

2 – Drinking is frowned upon at Senior level

3 – Drinking is expected at Junior B level

4 – Stretching is painful and time consuming. Junior B’s don’t have time for that.

5 – Gluttony is frowned upon at Senior level

6 – Gluttony is a prerequisite at Junior B level

7 –  At senior level, you need to put in the work outside of team training sessions

8 – At junior B level, team training is a plus, but not essential

9 – After a Senior Championship win, you might be allowed “1 or 2″ but then its all focus on the next round

10 – After a Junior B Championship win, there is a good chance you wont be sober for the next round

11 – At Senior level the referee is a primadonna, trying to climb the ladder in the referee world

12 – At Junior B level, the referee is some “sound enough lad” from the other Parish. If ye lose, you will lodge a complaint.

13 – At Senior Level, competition for places is fierce.

14 – At Junior B level, the competition for places on the bench can be fierce.

15 – You can have a good chat with your marker, if the play gets bogged down in one end for long enough

16 – It often gets bogged down in one end for extended periods of time.

17 – If you’re a young lad, it’s a great place to build up some confidence.

18 – If you’re an auld lad, there’s always a young lad willing to do all the running.

19 – A “fair hit” in a Junior B match is probably illegal in most countries. Makes for great viewing though

20 – It’s a right of passage.

21 – It makes you tough

22 – It teaches you life lessons

22 – Like not to take stuff too seriously

23 – Or don’t leave your hand in the air, you’re only asking for your fingers to be taken off.

24 – It’s the most social grade of all

25 – You will begin and end your adult career here.

26 – You’re guaranteed to pick up a scar or two

27 – Scars are bad ass.

28 – If you mess up. Don’t worry. Nobody is watching anyway.

29 – The world will never know a session like the one that follows a Junior B County Final

30 – If you could somehow combine the prestige and quality of senior with the lifestyle of Junior B, you know you would. But for now, Junior B will do just fine.

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